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  第一篇:《四人英语小品剧本

  小红帽

  Little Red Riding Hood

  第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家

  Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里)

  Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?

  Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok!

  Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful.  Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.

  Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.

  第二场:在路上

  (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

  Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

  Wolf:(wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)

  Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill.  Wolf:(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)

  Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后)

  Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?  Six Ducks:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?

  Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye.

  Six Ducks:Goodbye.

  第三场:Grandma家

  Grandma: (喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)

  Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang.

  Grandma: Who is it?

  Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.

  Grandma: (边说边起床) Come in, come in.

  Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you.

  Grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上)  灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

  Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(高兴地敲门)Grandma.Grandma.

  Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?

  Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!  Wolf:Come in, Come in.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears!

  Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.

  Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!

  Wolf:I can see you pretty face.

  Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.四人英语小品剧本

  Wolf:I can hug you.

  Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look! What a big hands?

  Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!

  Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!

  Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

  Hunter: (一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping.

  Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声)

  Hunter: (端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.

  Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you.

  Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.

  Grandma: (从桌子上拿来针线)

  Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.

  Hunter: (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)

  Grandma: I'll thread it.

  Hunter: (拿起枪)Woke up!

  Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.

  Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

  Wolf:(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me!

  Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang!

  Wolf: (应声倒下)

  Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.

  Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.

  大话西游

  Big words of western tour (大话西游)

  Chapter 1

  Site:The wedding

  Characters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖

  Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.

  牛:Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha ??.

  妖:Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?

  牛:Oh! She is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!

  (至尊宝从后台走入人群中)

  牛:Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro!

  Come here! This is my brother.

  (牛深情地转向紫霞)

  牛:Zixia, listen to me. I think I ‘ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandora’s Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.

  妖:I object!

  牛:What?

  妖:Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!

  至:What’s this? Really?

  妖:This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.

  (剑从至的怀中落下)

  妖:Magic Sword?

  牛:Let me do this!

  (紫跑出,拾剑)四人英语小品剧本

  紫:It’s not true! It’s just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!

  (紫跑下)

  妖:King, Iron Fan Princess has come.

  牛:Aaa??

  (牛惊慌地跑下)

  Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……

  Chapter 2

  Site: Bull King’s back garden

  Characters: 至尊宝、紫霞

  (至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来)

  至:Why are you hiding here?

  (紫抽剑,指向至。两人定格,至走出来,独白)

  至:At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!

  紫:I’ll kill you if you come closer!

  至:You should kill me! Kill me! I’d found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. I left regretful after that. It’s the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, I’ll say this love will last 10 thousand years!

  (紫长叹,抛剑,拾剑,抱剑)

  紫:What can you tell your wife?

  至:I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandora’s Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I ??

  紫:I help you!

  至:No, it’s dangerous!

  紫:You don’t want to?

  至:I do! But ??

  紫:I trust you! I’ll get the Pandora’s Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.

  (猪喊)

  至:Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.四人英语小品剧本

  (依依不舍)

  Aside: The night ……

  Chapter 3

  Site: Dungeon

  Characters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧

  猪和沙:Master, master

  (两人同时悄声说)

  猪:We come to save you.

  沙:We come to bring you out.

  唐:I won’t go.

  猪和沙:Stay here? Why?

  唐:There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the

  第二篇:《校园四人英语话剧剧本》

  (One day, the class is over ,student A and B walk together.)

  A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.

  B: I have no idea no. How about you?

  A:I intend to go to the Baotu Spring ,It’s said that it is a good interest of place.

  B: En ,yes ,it is the first spring of the world.

  A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.

  B: About it let me think.

  (Student A and B come across C.)

  C: Hi!What do you discuss?

  A: Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.

  C: Where do you plan to go?

  A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?

  C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.

  B: Really?How about the sight of it?

  C: Very great! There are so many birds and trees. When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.

  B: Really?

  C: Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.

  B:How great!Is this Baotu Spring?

  C:Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.

  A:It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.

  C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.

  B:En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.

  C:It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.

  A:It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.

  C:Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(惨案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(耻辱),which happened on May Third.

  A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.

  B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.

  A:Ok!

  C:May you have a good time!

  A:Thank you!What about you ?

  C:En,I want to climb Mount Tai.

  A:Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!

  B:It is so famous for its majesty(雄伟).

  A:When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?

  C:Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美丽极了).

  B:A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.

  A: en, health and strength is above all gold.

  C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!

  A:Take care of yourself!

  B:See you!

  D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?

  B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.

  D: Holiday?

  A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What’s your plan?

  D: Oh, I don’t have an idea. Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.

  B: Why? What happened?

  D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.

  B: That is a pity!

  D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.

  A: Never mind. It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.

  D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.

  B: May you make it!

  A: Where there is a will there’s a way.

  D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.

  A: See you!

  第三篇:《小品剧本:英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)》

  甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie《Avatar》? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called 《 Avatar 2 》, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

  乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

  甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

  乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

  甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

  乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)

  丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

  甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

  丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

  甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

  丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

  near, far, wherever you are

  i believe that the heart does go on

  once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

  and you're here in my heart,

  and my heart will go on and on.

  甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.

  Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise

 来自it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Of course, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?

  丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.

  甲(?):OK, so what’s your name?

  丁: my name is Gaga Su.

  甲(上下打量):EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?

  丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.

  I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.

  The furthest distance in the world

  世界上最遥远的距离

  Is not between life and death

  不是生与死

  But when I stand in front of you

  而是 我就站在你面前

  Yet you don't know that I love you

  你却不知道我爱你

  第四篇:《《mirror,mirror》-4人搞笑英语小品剧本台词

  -

  旁白:Long long ago, there was a mirror in theforest. Many people came , telling their worries, problems, etc. to the mirror.But is that so? Let’s have a look.

  (Themirror does the same expressions and movements people do in front of it andmake responses to them.)

  (Ared rose came to the mirror, looking blue.)

  Rose: Mirror,mirror, I have been feeling sad for a long time. What can I do?

  Mirror: What happened to you, my lovely rose?

  Rose: You know,many people love me, also, many people hate me. When they are in sweet love,they sing hymns [him]赞歌 for me, they say how gorgeous and howfragrant I am. But when they get hurt, they forget their previous complimentsfor me, only emphasizing my thorns. It is just unfair.(作欲哭状)

  Mirror: Well, my dear, it’s not your fault. You remain what you are, the most beautiful flower.Believe me, you are always beautiful no matter how people judge you. Just live for yourself, not the judgements.

  Rose: Really?Yeah, I shouldn’t live for others. I will try to be beautiful only for myself.Just be myself.

  (Ayoung boy comes, what will he tell to the mirror?)

  Young boy: Hi,mirror, how are you?

  Mirror: As you see, I am always fine. What about you? You don’t look well.

  Young boy: Um, I don't think you can understand me, maybe you will think it is ridiculous.

  Mirror: Maybe, butyou will feel better if you speak out. You can always trust me.

  Young boy: Ok, Ok,I am in love now.(小品剧本)

  Mirror: That’s agood thing.

  Young boy: Oh , no,you don’t understand. I am in love with another boy. You know what people call us? Gay. And do you know what they think of gay? It is a shame, they define usas abnormal. It horrors me to think what my parents, my friends, my teachers,even strangers would react to this. It drives me nuts.

  Mirror: Er, youare special. But could I ask you a question?

  Young boy: Ok.

  Mirror: Do you love that guy? I mean love.

  Young boy: Yes, I assure it. A sweet feeling started to grow inside when I met him. I never had that kind of feeling before. And we get on very well.

  Mirror: I see. Anddo you think you are strong enough to experience all the hardship when you are together?

  Young boy: I do fear what people think of us, but I love him more.

  Mirror: Ok, I believe that people will accept your relation, and your love. After all ,peopleare becoming more and more open-minded now. Do whatever you think is right for you and stick to it. Be happy! Love is undying and powerful.

  Young boy: Thankyou, mirror. I feel better now. I will be happy. Bye!

  Mirror: You arewelcome. Bye, my dear!

  (Awell dressed woman comes, dripping with diamonds.满身珠光宝气 about 40 years old.)

  The woman: You mirror, see how rich I am? Look my diamonds, my rings, my necklace, and mydesigner clothes? Oh, you should have a look at my sports car, it is a good baby! Unluckily, I can’t drive it here.

  Mirror: Oh, Madam,I don’t need to see your luxury car to tell how rich you are. Probably you arethe richest one that has ever come to me. You live a high quality life. Butthat’s why you come, showing off?

  The woman: Sorry,I didn’t mean it. I just can't help telling people how rich I am, because moneyis the only thing I have. If I don’t talk about it, I have nothing to tell.

  Mirror: How come?

  The woman: My loving parents died many years ago. I have no siblings. And I hurt the one I love when I was younger, and after that I no longer love anyone. I was runningfor money then, thinking If I have money I would have almost everything. Now Ihave money, But There is growing empty in my heart. People just see how rich Iam, and gradually I see the same. But the fact is I am the poorest woman in the world, without anyone really love me.

  Mirror: I am sorry to hear that. What I want to say is, you will find someone who loves you sooner or later, it can be a friend or a lover.

  The woman: How?People around me just like my money, not me.

  Mirror: I guess you can leave the environment you are in now, just go out, go travelling, and meet new friends., start a new life. It is not late. Money is not the most important thing in your life. Now that you have enough money, just go out ,make a change!

  The woman:Travelling around the world was my dream when I was young, but I was blocked by money……

  Mirror:Now it is the best time.

  The woman: I really don’t want to live like this any longer. Just as you said, I have money now, why not do and renew my life? Ok, I will start right now, thank you,mirror. I gotta go, I will miss you.(离开)

  Mirror: I will miss you, too. Good luck!(镜子对着她的背影说)

  (Forquite a few days, no one comes to the mirror. It feels a bit lonely, althoughits common state is loneliness. It signs every now and then)

  (Nowthe spring comes, flowers are blooming, the grass is growing, birds aresinging.(人扮演这些自然界的活动) Everything looks vibrant, the mirror turns happy again. Alovely girl picking flowers passes by.)

  Mirror: Hello,could you stop to have a talk with me?

  (Thegirl wonders who was talking, she looks around. The mirror keeps saying hello.Finally it comes to her that it is a mirror saying hello to her.)

  The girl: you can talk, really, mirror?

  Mirror: Yes, Ican.

  The girl: I havenever seen a mirror talking, you are a magic mirror!

  Mirror: you cansay that, to some degree. You look so happy, I can see pure delight was ringingin your laughters. Can you tell me why you are so happy?

  The girl: I amhappy for the spring, the beautiful flowers, the babble of the brooks, the singing of birds, in a word, everything.

  Mirror: Don’t youhave any worries?

  The girl: whyshould I have worries?

  Mirror: I haveseen so many people suffering from various kinds of worries.

  The girl: Then I Iam the one to tell you my happiness. I do what I want to do, I love nature,love my friends, and you. I choose to be happy.

  Mirror: you saylove me? People just said thanks to me, they never said they love me. Thankyou! I love you, too.

  The girl: you arewelcome. I am sorry that I have to go home now, it’s getting late.

  Mirror: It’sreally an honor to know you. Can you take me leave here? I want to be with you,and be happy.

  The girl: Are you serious?

  Mirror: Y es

  最后的人(thegirl take away the mirror, they live happily together. There is a sign wherethe mirror once was, reading: I am happy when you are happy)

  第五篇:《四人英语搞笑话剧剧本 》

  甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

  乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

  甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

  乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

  甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

  乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)

  丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

  甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

  丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

  甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

  丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

  near, far, wherever you are

  i believe that the heart does go on

  once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

  and you're here in my heart,

  and my heart will go on and on.

  甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

  Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise

  丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.

  甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

    name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

  甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....

  丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!

  甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

  丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!

  甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,

  丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.

  甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,

  三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?

  丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?

  丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?

  三人同声:we are past,right?

  甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!

  三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!

  乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)

  甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?

  三人齐答:yes,we do! 甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

  第六篇:《-6人英语小品剧本:愚人节 》

  人物

  Cecily: Sue’s boss

  Faith: Sue’s friend

  Jodie: Policewoman

  Sue: Sue

  Vicky: Guest

  Zoe: Sue’s friend

  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.

  Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.

  Zoe: You’re right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.

  Vicky: And what should I do?

  Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.

  Vicky: WHAT??

  Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.

  Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something?

  Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her.

  Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)

  Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because…

  Jodie: I know I know and next?(小品剧本)

  Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.

  Cecily: And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh)

  Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?

  Cecily: No, No, No. A half month.

  Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.

  Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?

  Jodie: Yes, I see. It’s that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesn’t even have a head.

  Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared)

  Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.

  Cecily and Vicky are laughing.

  Vicky: Then, that’s all?

  Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.

  Cecily: How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early. But who will call her?

  Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.

  Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home. We’ll be waiting for the poor baby.

  Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.

  Zoe: Any questions?

  V, F, C, J: No.

  Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”.

  V, F, Z, C: Cheers!

  They drink together.

  At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.

  Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) I’m late. My boss

  will kill me (shouted).

  Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.

  Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?

  Sue: (feel wronged) Sorry…I…. (stammer)

  Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Don’t speak anymore! And don’t argue with me.

  Sue: (pleadingly) But….could you let me go, please.

  Jodie: No way!! (Resolutely)

  Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.

  In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.

  Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss) I’m so sorry that I’m late.

  Cecily: (glare at Sue) Don’t say anything at this time. You should do you work right now.

  Sue: (stun) OK…I’ll do at once.

  Cecily: Go away. Don’t stay in my way.

  Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.

  Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry)

  Sue goes there very quickly.

  Sue: May I help you?

  Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.

  Sue: Sorry. I’ll go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen)

  Five minutes later…………

  Vicky: (clap the table) Hey ~ you! Do you know my time is very precious?

  Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault.

  Vicky: Do you know who I am?

  Sue: Excuse me. Who are you?

  Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now.

  (Cecily comes over)小品剧本大全

  Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.

  Cecily: What? She doesn’t know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) I’m very sorry for our service. The meal is free. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly.

  (After work)

  Cecily: Hey~ Sue. I don’t think you did a good job today.

  Sue: But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse. After all, you made a big mistake at first. (Sue can’t say anything)

  Cecily: I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.

  Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me! I promise I won’t make any mistake any more

  Cecily: Or you want to get fired.

  Sue: Ok… I’ll do my best in the future.

  Sue accepts this fact and goes home.

  After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire. Sue goes home immediately.(on her way home)

  Sue: God damn it! Today is not my day.

  (She is in a bad mood and ride fast. Then the cell phone rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone. Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before. Later, a police stops her on the road…)

  Police: Stop, please! (Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.

  Sue: (Shocked…) What?! Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok?

  Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair. Look! She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh! She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!

  Sue: What?! I don’t believe you, police! There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right?

  Police: (Scared) well…well…you just go…gosh! How Terrible it is…!

  Sue: (Very scared) Oh, my god! Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?! Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …!!

  Police: Go, go ,go….and believe it or not! Be careful!

  (Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously. She just wants to know if her house is ok.)

  Sue: Fire! Where is the fire?

  Sue looks at the house for a while. Nothing happened to it.

  Sue: There is no fire. Why the light on?

  Sue opens the door carefully. She is afraid that a thief is at her house now.

  Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Surprise! Happy Fool’s Day!

  Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her. Sue doesn’t understand why they are here.

  Sue: What’s going on here?

  Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Ha~Ha~ You are the fool today.

  Sue: Oh! You guys! Why do you treat me in this way?

  Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend.

  Sue laughs helplessly.


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