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  BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

  DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.

  BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!

  DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.

  BOSSY: You old witch!

  DAISY (cry):Help!

  NOISY: Shall we go to the park?

  LAZY: Good idea!

  CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.

  LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.

  LAZY: Daddy?

  BOSSY:………

  LAZY: You look so handsome today…

  LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.

  BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.

  DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.

  NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.

  DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.

  LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!

  CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid!

  LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!

  CRAZY: What! I…

  BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude—— That is because her family is a rich one——

  DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema.

  BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away.

  NOISY:……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles.

  LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot…

  CRAZY: Shut up!

  BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil!

  LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her.Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together.

  DAISY:Oh dear, what shall we do then?

  BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

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